Category: Confusion
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How to tell if you’re losing the plot…
Not that I’d know or anything. Everything is perfectly normal. Putting two completely different shoes on in the morning happens to everyone from time to time. Noticing that they are two left shoes as you are about to leave the house must have been experienced by thousands of people around the world. Spraying shaving gel…
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Thursday the thirteenth and the New Moon
Today is Thursday the thirteenth. Not as superstitious a date as Friday the thirteenth, but quite close. The only other one with similar connections is Saturday the thirteenth, the next of which will be here in April 2013. The next Thursday the thirteenth, incidentally, will be next June. Today we also have a New Moon,…
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The Great Explorer
Can I get myself around? Is this map upside down? Can I get from A to B Without walking into a tree? Can I find the hidden land Without a little helping hand? Can I get to the pot of gold Without myself getting very old? Can I find that pirate ship Without any water…
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12-12-12
No! My party isn’t today, it’s on the TWENTY FIRST of December! But that’s OK… it’s an easy mistake to make. After all, I am throwing an ‘End of the World’ party together with a few other party themes, all on the 21st*, and some folk are saying that certain things are ‘happening’ on December…
Tom
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Out Jogging!
I had a strange dream last night. Not strange strange, but strange. Strange for me. Strange because it featured a smell. I don’t often have dreams where I can smell anything. I don’t remember ever dreaming about something that I could smell. I fly in my dreams… I can feel the wind, the rain, the…
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