Category: Confusion
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The Stage is Set

The stage is prepped The props are ready The players wait The story is The story? Oh no! The story isn’t written… Now, there’s a cliffhanger if ever there was one!
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Shared Space

Ig’s cave made all his neighbours turn green with envy. He even had one of the new-fangled watchboxes, which lit up the corner of the round room perfectly. There was no window in this room, so it was always warm, another reason why his neighbours were always standing on the threshold. Ig decided he needed…
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Not So, Willaim…

wrote plays for the queen but couldn’t spell his own name six different ways Back in his day, there weren’t any standard spellings for words, so folk merely spelled out words how they sounded. So, the following is the above from back then… Backe in his daie, there weare not anie standarde spellinges for wordes,…
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The Descender

Oh, no, no, no… you can’t use the elevator to go down… that’s why we have a special carriage here called the Descender. It descends from the fortieth floor down to the ground floor, no stopping at other floors. It saves time when you need to leave. It runs on the hour. But I’m on…
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Desert Island Dreams

Away from anywhere From everyone A secluded beach Shelter in a dark, cold forest Open to the elements The animals The insects The locals The heat No running water Leaves to eat… possibly coconut and maybe pineapple if lucky Tropical storms Thrashing winds No facilities Possibly jellyfish in the water And sharks And cold cold…