By Tom Merriman
Can you believe it’s December 7th already? Well, time flies! And what a coincidence!!!
On the Seventh of December my Creation brought to me a swarm of Tempus Fugits (time flies to you and me!)
It is said if you manage to catch one, you can have all the time in the world. Well, in an hour. They swarm in groups of twenty-four, you see. Ideal for the Twenty-Four Days of Christmas.
On the 6th of December my Creation brought to me three ships a sailing in.
If you call by this post on Christmas Day in the morning, you could actually say that you saw three ships a sailing in on Christmas Day in the morning.
Believe you me, the Art World doesn’t know what to make of this!
On the Fifth of December my Creation brought to me…
FIVE
GOLDEN
WINGS!
FINE
GOLDEN
WINGS!
Strictly speaking it’s ten golden wings, but who’s counting? Numbers don’t really mean anything in this random series anyway! You don’t have to be mad to come here, but by jiminy it helps!
On the Fourth of December my Creation brought to me four collie dogs.
Four dogs, two pears, a snowman and a white rabbit. I’m sure the original song doesn’t go this way.
On the Third of December my Creation brought to me a pair of pears on a plate.
There’s still no sign of the partridge or the tree.
So, so far, I have two pears, a snowman and a festive white rabbit.
