Category: Legends
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Knight’s Fail

“So, tellest me sire, why hast thine armour rusted?” “The rain, o wise one. The rain, and the walk you sent me on to retrieve the amulet of Lah.” “Didst thou not think to remove thine armour in the rain?” “I did not.” “No need to bow, sire, thoust will surely never straighten again. Continue,…
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Just Another Day with the Inners

Featuring Tomman and Thomasina Woman I am Thomasina Woman, the greatest superhero to have ever existed on this planet. With my daft deft sidekick, Tomman, we can ensure the safety of… What do you mean, ‘greatest’… and ‘sidekick’? I am the main superhero, and you are just the female variant, Thomasina. Cactus Thomasina to you,…
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Apollo, Venus, and Zeus

Golden lighting accentuates the reverence of their revelry. Immortalised icons shine forth, illuminating an epic status that transcends legendary. Statuesque forms look forward in ways that mere mortals can only look up to.
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The Other Woman

I was the original, don’t you know. I was ready, all posed and enigmatic, and Leo got distracted and painted the other woman. Not that I mind, though. I don’t really like publicity.
