Tag: Quotes
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Under Pressure…!
Pressure makes us do some funny things… say some funny things. Being on a TV quiz show, against the clock, with gazillions of viewers watching must add a little ‘pressure’. Why else would a contestant answer the following: Host: How much does an ounce of gold weigh? Contestant: Fourteen ounces. Host: What ‘S’ is the…
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Breaking News: Burger’s End
Breaking news: ▲○±Ð⌂ ƒØ § ∟µ ®, the designer ‘ultimate eating experience’ on a moon near you has now ceased to exist. This terrible news has just come through on the teleprinter. The franchise on Phobos was the first to close. It temporarily became an Astroid Chicken Hut when management changed hands in August this…
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Encouraging Reports
I’ve recently rediscovered my (very) old high school reports, and had a good old read through the comments made by the teachers in all of the subjects I took at school. Most of them started out describing me as a quiet and bright, charming boy, with a willingness to learn and great attention to detail.…
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The Superhero Diaries 1.9: Love Letters Lost?
Sinister hand-made hand-delivered letters have been arriving at the secret headquarters of the Elite Force of Britain in Cheshire, causing some of the EFB to be baffled as to who the letters can be from. Viridian recorded the letters into the EFB tape recorder, and Bettystretch246 typed up the recordings for the EFB’s EFB Paper…
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Bank Business
I was in a hurry and dashed to the door of the bank. A well-dressed lady held the door open for me, and I thanked her as I swiftly walked passed her and reached the end of the queue. I was watching as the available cashiers dealt with and despatched their customers, and watched as…
The Mansionic Perspective 