Category: Food and drink
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A Rhyme to Grapple
What you are seeing is a red pineapple Bought by the association of employees in the printing office (or chapel)I did say in the title this is a rhyme to grapple Whether here, or Hull, or in Whitechapel This fruit obviously isn’t scrapple Nor would it be useful if one chose to rappelAlthough if eaten…
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A quick message from…
Krispy Kresp Crisps The krespiest crisp created by Kresp with crispy crispness To keep it crispy, keep it Kresp-yNow in Cheese and Onion Krispy Kresp Crisps available in most hard to reach shops in most towns beginning with a Y. Special offer applies on a Tuesday only, between three and four and when it’s raining.…
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Strawberry Dreams
Plain or chocolate covered, whole or sliced. With or without ice cream… chocolate… no, vanilla… no, chocolate and vanilla. Why not? It is my dream, after all!
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Those Outside
They think I can’t hear them. I hear everything from my seat by the window. She’s there again. They begin. The old witch of number eleven. They look away when I look out at them and wave. They run away when I smile. They aren’t anywhere to be seen when I’m outside the cottage, offering…
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The Unicorn Challenge: Oasis
‘I told you this was a good idea, my scrumptious pomegranate!’ Ognar Rance plunged his small wooden fork into the crisp batter surrounding a succulent piece of cod that topped a tray of steaming hot chips and peas. ‘You did indeed, my darling pineapple…’ Myrtle smiled dreamily as she chewed on the corner of her…
The Mansionic Perspective 