Tag: Just Because
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Breaking News: Burger’s End
Breaking news: ▲○±Ð⌂ ƒØ § ∟µ ®, the designer ‘ultimate eating experience’ on a moon near you has now ceased to exist. This terrible news has just come through on the teleprinter. The franchise on Phobos was the first to close. It temporarily became an Astroid Chicken Hut when management changed hands in August this…
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Raising expectation
“This end of the loch is the best to catch sight of the you-know-what”, the tour guide had said that afternoon. “Stay here, and look out between those rocks, and you may see something.” She left in her small boat three hours ago, through the rocks she was pointing out. She hasn’t been back since.…
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Zoom!
Although I have what is like a million and one other things that I need to be getting on with, such as creating invisibility potions or traversing various dimensions on the lookout for something of interest, not to mention getting the first chapter – no, page – no, paragraph – no, WORD! – onto the…
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Streak Free
Sometimes, I write about nothing, as I have, obviously, nothing to write about. But not for this post. Oh no. I have nothing to write about that is really something. It is, however, another quick tale from my Inner Scientist’s laboratory. Or, as it’s known to you and me, my bathroom. I was conjuring up…
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Mermaid’s Lair
Are they dragons? Are they banshees? Are they here or not? Are they singing, gently calling Sailors to come upon their rocks? Are they nightmares? Are they sylphs Appearing before their eyes? Are they danger? Warning ”Stay away sailor!” Very, very wise! Are they needy? Are they nymphs? Are they gnomes or ‘manders? Are they…