Category: Publications
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Under Pressure…!
Pressure makes us do some funny things… say some funny things. Being on a TV quiz show, against the clock, with gazillions of viewers watching must add a little ‘pressure’. Why else would a contestant answer the following: Host: How much does an ounce of gold weigh? Contestant: Fourteen ounces. Host: What ‘S’ is the…
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Oops!
It wasn’t me! I didn’t see! It was very dark… It was a lark! Yes, I heard a noise… Like lots of boys Laughing and playing… And someone was saying Let’s break the glass Yes, that’ll pass No-one will know Oh! Why does it grow?! Illustration Friday time again; this week, the theme is ‘stretch’.…
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Breaking News: Burger’s End
Breaking news: ▲○±Ð⌂ ƒØ § ∟µ ®, the designer ‘ultimate eating experience’ on a moon near you has now ceased to exist. This terrible news has just come through on the teleprinter. The franchise on Phobos was the first to close. It temporarily became an Astroid Chicken Hut when management changed hands in August this…
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The Superhero Diaries 1.9: Love Letters Lost?
Sinister hand-made hand-delivered letters have been arriving at the secret headquarters of the Elite Force of Britain in Cheshire, causing some of the EFB to be baffled as to who the letters can be from. Viridian recorded the letters into the EFB tape recorder, and Bettystretch246 typed up the recordings for the EFB’s EFB Paper…
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The Superhero Diaries 1.7: Headline News
The Elite Force of Britain, other superheroes, and other similar folk, occasionally make stories that appear in newspapers. Some newspapers, however, have rather a biased view on events as they happen. Some even seem to find the work that superheroes do is more of a hindrance than a help and don’t report on the exact…
The Mansionic Perspective 