Category: Zombies
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The Halloween Selfies
It had to be done. Vampires should always have cool hair. Werewolves have a slightly untamed look… and almost but not quite wild eyes. Ghosts need to be semi-transparent. Witches and warlocks need to look as perfectly normal as they possibly can. Mummies need to give off an almost human feel. Zombies must look as…
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Halloween Table Picnic
I’m a sucker. Ahem. I’m a sucker for anything to do with Halloween. I seem to be fuelled by my Inner Monster (who’s probably my Inner Zombie in disguise) and instantly spot something Halloweeny. Take the other day, for instance. I was meandering around my local Sainsbury’s (other supermarkets are available) and I felt a…
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Great Green Groans
Funnily enough, my Inner Zombie likes jokes and the colour green. That said, even he turned his nose up at these. Shortly afterwards, it fell off. I must warn you, there may be one further post such as this before the stroke of midnight on Halloween. With the emphasis on the may. It may also…
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So Many Thoughts, So Little Outlets
One, two, buckle my shoe, Three, four, open the – Oh! Hello, I didn’t see you there. Don’t be alarmed! No. No. Take it easy. Sit down. Stay for a while. You may be wondering where Tom is… well, he’s still here. Somewhere. We’ve given him the night off… From this posting malarkey anyhow. Some…
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There will be no need for garlic
I’ve just managed to get out of my car. The courtyard outside is flooded. The rain and the wind seem to have reached monsoon levels. Well, maybe not, but that’s how they appear. After I paddled across the courtyard to reach the front door, trying my best not to get wet by doing my best…
The Mansionic Perspective 