Category: Zombies
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Hair. The Revenge.
At times, I have a constant battle to keep myself looking human. Some mornings, I get up and don’t recognise the face in the mirror. I have a tendency to remember how I used to look, rather than how I look now. Some mornings, however, I look exactly as I remembered. Dashing smile. Adonis-toned physique.…
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That’s It! Over! Cancelled! It’s all OFF!
Owing to the ridiculous ridiculousness of my internet connection ‘speed’ this evening, I hereby declare Valentine’s OVER. It has taken me three hours and twenty minutes to comment and reply, and I still haven’t finished yet. It’s white pages galore around these parts this evening – my ‘speed’ wasn’t this slow when I was on…
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Happy Halloween. I mean Valentine’s!
I always get the two mixed up. Well, there’s so much red around it is quite easy to see the similarities, isn’t it?One of these special occasions fills me with sheer horror, and the other feels so comfortable, natural and relaxed I think it should be a more than a once a year thing. However,…
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The Pointless Zombie Post
My Inner Zombie is stirring. Groaning. Muttering and mumbling. It’s pointing long, ravaged, pointy fingers at me as though it has something important it wants to say. Or me to say. It’s hard to tell with Inner Zombies what they actually DO want. It’s also hard to tell if they are male or female, so…
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Wicked Weekend!
What wonders will be within view O’er this weekend for a selected few? With magic and mayhem on the cards Maybe tricks and treats afterwards? Pumpkin faces sneeringly bright Guiding forces through the night Ghostly noises, sights unseen, It’s the weekend before Halloween… Ghouls appear and sirens sing Witches…
