Category: Real Life
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I’m Not Looking For A Valentine

I’m not looking for a Valentine That much I know is true I’m happy being by myself And not buying meals for two I’m not looking for a Valentine I know that sounds so harsh I’m happy being by myself And keeping all me ca®sh I’m not looking for a Valentine That may make me…
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Altered Images

No, these aren’t mugshots from a Most Wanted campaign, and they aren’t coffee stains on a napkin either. Neither are they the burnt remains on a baking tray that strangely resemble faces*. They are, in fact, before and after pictures of yours truly. OK, before and after pictures of a version of yours truly from…
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Changing Appearances

I’ve noticed as I’m gradually being ravaged by time, my appearance is somewhat different to how it used to be. I’ve not had my hair cut, or even trimmed, for at least a year now, which is no mean feat for someone who has hair such as I. Long time visitors to this blog will…
