Category: Food and drink
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Same Ol’ Conspiracy

There’s nothing that says “I Love You” more Than an expensive card being shoved through your door The card-makers are rubbing their hands in glee Saying “Give this to your loved one, your money to me!” The restaurants are in on the conspiracy too Buy a meal for one, you’ll still pay for two: ”Get…
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2014: Let’s Get This PARTY Started!
DONG! Went the twelfth bell. FIZZLE! Went the final worn-out firework. SIGH! Went I as I settled down into bed shortly after midnight on New Year’s Day. I went to bed early on New Year’s Eve, and had my sleep disturbed by the racket outside the Mansion window. Still, it was soon over, and I…
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There will be no need for garlic
I’ve just managed to get out of my car. The courtyard outside is flooded. The rain and the wind seem to have reached monsoon levels. Well, maybe not, but that’s how they appear. After I paddled across the courtyard to reach the front door, trying my best not to get wet by doing my best…