Tag: Surreal Reality
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Hair Be Gone!
So there I was, in the bathroom – sorry, I mean laboratory – working on my latest experiment. I’m trying to come up with a potion that removes unwanted hair. Now, regular readers may be aware that I have the type of hair that has a mind of its own. Even though at times it…
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Selected Resources
“Come with me!” ordered the supervisor. James, unsure of what he had done, stood and followed obediently. Unspeaking, the supervisor led James through a maze of gradually darkening corridors, eventually stopping at a set of double doors. ‘Human Resources’ advised the brass plaque. The supervisor rapped on the door, and a muffled “Enter!” was heard…
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Product Placement
I make the most delicious fizzy drink, if I do say so myself. Its effervescence is as refreshing as being tickled by a thousand bursts of instant energy in every mouthful. It has a refreshingly natural, radiant blue colour, and tastes exquisitely fresh until the last drop, even after two days (After two days, hair…
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Splattered!
All colours of the rainbowSplattered here and thereReds all over the fireplaceGreens all in my hairBlues dripping off the sideboardYellows covering the plantsOrange between the floor boardsAnd violet on my pants!I’ve no idea where indigo’s gone… Warning: Explosive paints get everywhere! Best be used with caution. A random nonsense response today for Sideview’s Weekend Theme,…