Tag: Quotes
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I’m Tomliam Merriman. Hello World!
Paragraph One by Tomliam Merriman Tomliam Merriman writes: Hello. I’d like to introduce myself. My name, if you haven’t already guessed, is Tomliam Merriman. It’s a name you may be seeing more of in the not so distant future… possibly and hopefully a lot more of. Aquatom1968 writes: I’ve decided to go by a more…
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The Superhero Diaries 1: Be prepared
I’ve decided to abandon my occasional series ‘Top Ten Tips for a wannabe superhero’, thinking instead of referring to pages from the secret files (that all self-respecting superheroes should keep for, say, the time they decide to start a blog and need something to write about). Besides, I have written four posts of top ten…
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Rewriting the Classics… Miss Muffet
Emily trotted into the room with glee. She was only five feet tall, but had a big presence. She plonked herself down upon her stool and read the slogan on her packet of salt and vinegar crisps: “Delicately flavoured salt and vinegar potato crisps by Curds and Whey” she read aloud. She then thought “Hardly…
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
WC Fields said that. William Claude Dukenfield, January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946, according to Wikipedia, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. I always thought that WC Fields was a woman, not meaning to be impolite toward the memory of WC, or to WC himself, I hasten to add. It’s an easy…