Emily trotted into the room with glee. She was only five feet tall, but had a big presence.
She plonked herself down upon her stool and read the slogan on her packet of salt and vinegar crisps:
“Delicately flavoured salt and vinegar potato crisps by Curds and Whey” she read aloud. She then thought “Hardly delicately flavoured – my mouth’s burning off!”
Suddenly the hulking figure of her new next door neighbour, who she only knew as ‘Arachnid’, burst into the room, firing a water pistol at her.
In shock, Emily screamed and quickly fled the room, drenched.
Arachnid laughed.
Works for me!
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Thanks, LA!
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Good one Tom! 🙂
God Bless!
Prenin.
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Thanks, Prenin!
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ha ha ha ha oh man what a twist..
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Yes, an altered version of events, Soma!
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Well this one took by by surprise at the end. You always surprise me like that. 🙂 😉
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I always like to add a little twist every now and then, Deb!
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How very spider legs of you Tom 🙂 I think that this version
is definitely worthy of a mention and I hope that you are now
planning on adding some more of these re-vamped nursery
rhymes, well there are plenty of them to choose from…
Androgoth
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There are a few of them around, Andro!
This was a spur of the moment thing, a bit of an experiment, but I may have a go at another one or two in the near future!
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What a spoiled sport!
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I thought that too, Tess!
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How naughty!!
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Very. Terrible behaviour, Icewolf!
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