Category: Hair
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▲○±Ð⌂ ƒØ § ∟µ ® II
It’s taken over six months, but the biggest and the best ▲○±Ð⌂ ƒØ § ∟µ ® franchise of all time is now open for business. Visitors from Earth are queuing to leave the planet to experience the best, most relaxing, and most scenic wait in a fast food queue ever. Not that ▲○±Ð⌂ ƒØ §…
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Hair. The Revenge.
At times, I have a constant battle to keep myself looking human. Some mornings, I get up and don’t recognise the face in the mirror. I have a tendency to remember how I used to look, rather than how I look now. Some mornings, however, I look exactly as I remembered. Dashing smile. Adonis-toned physique.…
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Sponsored by Twilight
In March 2011, I misread a label whilst out shopping. Not to say that I have particularly poor eyesight, I misread the word ‘pencils’ for ‘incense’. Yes, I know they are nothing alike, but when your mind is focussed on the word ‘Twilight’, it’s an easy mistake to make. If you’re me. And in a…
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Near miss?
The date: 27th January 2012 The time: 01.28am The place: Cheshire, North West England. <Clickerty Clack…Clackerty Click> (Imagine the sound of typewriters) <OoOOOoooOoOOOOoooOOOh> (Imagine eerie sounding music) (I’ve just realised those sound effects also look like a train, but never mind) I was fast asleep in bed. I’d got to bed at around 11.30pm (or…
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Trying to catch up…
…But not doing such a great job of it! I’m waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind with my blog visiting and reading, and I have even more blogs to visit now as well. I will get there, I’m pleased to say, only when is the greatest question of all time right now. Shortly followed by why? And then how?…