Category: Hair
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The Brand-New Drive-Thru Review
Today’s review is about the newly opened intergalactic drive through just beyond Mars. Actually, the drive-thru itself is on Phobos, one of Mars’ two moons, and the decision to have the drive-thru there has caused a little resentment, especially with the supporters of Mars’ other moon, Deimos, and the Cytherean Movement (those Venusian traditionalists!), who…
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Aquatom Today
I woke up this morning, and looked out of my window. I never realised that Aquatom Mansion was hundreds of stories high. Neither have I realised that I live on the coast, but apparently I do. Or I did this morning. Everything was different. The sky was a shade of blue so vibrant, it wasn’t…
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When Grease meets Hair. My Hair.
I got hair It’s multiplying And I’m losing control ‘Cause the power it’s revealing It’s horrifying It better shape up ‘Cause I need a cut And my eyes just can’t see through It better shape up It better understand For my sight I must be true Nothing left Nothing left for me to do I’m…