Category: Confusion
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Feardrop Before Dawn
Helpme,helpme,nighttime starKeep themonsterswhere they areKeep the monsters well awayKeep them from me from this dayI see them when I look around,but then they’re gone without a sound.I hear them scuttle across the floorI hear them tapping on the doorI feel them brush my cheeks at nightthey wake me up with such a frightthey whisper words…
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Crypt Out!
This post was actually going to be entitled ‘Creeped Out’ but spellchecker doesn’t like the word Creeped. In a flash of inspiration, Crypt Out filled the void! Shadows followed me wherever I looked,The wind howled through the trees outside.Footsteps followed me as I walked,Yet when I stopped, they stopped. Strange noises echoed into the night,One…
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Boo! Really, REALLY awful. No Really!
I apologise for what you are about to read. I’ve scoured the internet for the worst Halloween jokes of all time, and couldn’t find any. I did come across the corkers above, but whether ‘corker’ indicates good or bad is anyone’s guess. I can hear groans from all across the Blogosphere. And, yes, I heard…