Category: Confusion
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Crypt Out!
This post was actually going to be entitled ‘Creeped Out’ but spellchecker doesn’t like the word Creeped. In a flash of inspiration, Crypt Out filled the void! Shadows followed me wherever I looked,The wind howled through the trees outside.Footsteps followed me as I walked,Yet when I stopped, they stopped. Strange noises echoed into the night,One…
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Boo! Really, REALLY awful. No Really!
I apologise for what you are about to read. I’ve scoured the internet for the worst Halloween jokes of all time, and couldn’t find any. I did come across the corkers above, but whether ‘corker’ indicates good or bad is anyone’s guess. I can hear groans from all across the Blogosphere. And, yes, I heard…
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The Moany Lisa
From the pages of Lisa’s Special Book of Hidden Spells: Theys sez I looks likes a cartoon, they do. Theys sez I haves a big noze.Theys sez I eatz cobwebs and frogspawns and prickly leaves. Cackle cackle cackle cough cough cough. Aziff! Aziff I’ds eats such things. Noze, I uses them in me cooooking. Well,…
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View from the window: Misty Shadows
By ‘eck, it looks spooky out there tonight… even the trees appear to be taking on different shapes!