Tag: Surreal Reality
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Snow in the desert
I’ve turned the snow on once again this year. Well, I kept it on from last year, actually, and it came on by itself the other day. Sometimes, it feels like being in an extreme blizzard the snowflakes are dropping at such immense speeds, but I’m putting that down to the access problems I’m currently…
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John Johnson and the Winter Queen
During the cooling latter days of the year, a pesky plan was afoot to cause a right royal commotion. A servant by the name of John Johnson was using his utmost stealth and skill to smuggle and store gunpowder into a cellar, in readiness to blow up both the King of England and Parliament. He…
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There will be no need for garlic
I’ve just managed to get out of my car. The courtyard outside is flooded. The rain and the wind seem to have reached monsoon levels. Well, maybe not, but that’s how they appear. After I paddled across the courtyard to reach the front door, trying my best not to get wet by doing my best…