Tag: Day-to-day
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Same Ol’ Conspiracy

There’s nothing that says “I Love You” more Than an expensive card being shoved through your door The card-makers are rubbing their hands in glee Saying “Give this to your loved one, your money to me!” The restaurants are in on the conspiracy too Buy a meal for one, you’ll still pay for two: ”Get…
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I’m Not Looking For A Valentine

I’m not looking for a Valentine That much I know is true I’m happy being by myself And not buying meals for two I’m not looking for a Valentine I know that sounds so harsh I’m happy being by myself And keeping all me ca®sh I’m not looking for a Valentine That may make me…
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Altered Images

No, these aren’t mugshots from a Most Wanted campaign, and they aren’t coffee stains on a napkin either. Neither are they the burnt remains on a baking tray that strangely resemble faces*. They are, in fact, before and after pictures of yours truly. OK, before and after pictures of a version of yours truly from…

