Category: Hair
-
There will be no need for garlic
I’ve just managed to get out of my car. The courtyard outside is flooded. The rain and the wind seem to have reached monsoon levels. Well, maybe not, but that’s how they appear. After I paddled across the courtyard to reach the front door, trying my best not to get wet by doing my best…
-
Boo! Really, REALLY awful. No Really!
I apologise for what you are about to read. I’ve scoured the internet for the worst Halloween jokes of all time, and couldn’t find any. I did come across the corkers above, but whether ‘corker’ indicates good or bad is anyone’s guess. I can hear groans from all across the Blogosphere. And, yes, I heard…
-
The Hunt
Godfrey had changed somewhat since the last time Myrtle had seen him. He’d put on weight, that was for sure, but his eyes had never been pale blue in all of the years she had known him. Now they were. His hair had always been unkempt, and today it was no different, although it was…
-
The Moany Lisa
From the pages of Lisa’s Special Book of Hidden Spells: Theys sez I looks likes a cartoon, they do. Theys sez I haves a big noze.Theys sez I eatz cobwebs and frogspawns and prickly leaves. Cackle cackle cackle cough cough cough. Aziff! Aziff I’ds eats such things. Noze, I uses them in me cooooking. Well,…
The Mansionic Perspective 