Category: Hair
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Oops, I did it again
I’ve really gone and done it this time. It’s a good job I have two arms though… and legs long enough to reach onto the other side of the bathr laboratory. I’ll start at the beginning. Please ignore any typos you may cme across, the reasons for which should soon become clear. I’ve been trying…
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Everything Changes…
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Sadly, the image above isn’t, as you may have thought, one of the latest pictures from an orbiting Martian probe highlighting the sudden growth of a lush, dense forest over the northern hemisphere of the red planet. It’s actually another Selfie of me. Is that…
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Not A Love Potion
With thick bubbles that first rise and then drop This love potion is certainly a flop The colour’s all wrong, as it should be clear It doesn’t look like it’ll be ready this year It’s too late to start to create a fresh batch That won’t be ready now until, at least, March A wrong…
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Altered Images
No, these aren’t mugshots from a Most Wanted campaign, and they aren’t coffee stains on a napkin either. Neither are they the burnt remains on a baking tray that strangely resemble faces*. They are, in fact, before and after pictures of yours truly. OK, before and after pictures of a version of yours truly from…
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So Many Thoughts, So Little Outlets
One, two, buckle my shoe, Three, four, open the – Oh! Hello, I didn’t see you there. Don’t be alarmed! No. No. Take it easy. Sit down. Stay for a while. You may be wondering where Tom is… well, he’s still here. Somewhere. We’ve given him the night off… From this posting malarkey anyhow. Some…
The Mansionic Perspective 