Category: Hair
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The Serious Selfie Post
Almost. Either the hair’s all wrong… …Or the shot’s too blurred… …Or the camera’s too close… …Or the camera’s not pointing correctly… …Or the hair’s all wrong… …Or the light-bulb blows… …Or the camera angle and / or timing is all wrong… …Or the zoom setting’s too high… …Or the hair’s all wrong… …Or…
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Sweltered Selfie
What does one do when one awakes at one twenty-three in the morning and simply can’t sleep? Does one lie there and hope to drop off? Does one put some relaxing music on? Does one do that pile of ironing? Does one vacuum the rooms (or get the staff to do it anyway, when they…
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The post that wasn’t; or almost was
This isn’t the post that was originally scheduled to be posted today. If this was the post that was originally scheduled for today, it wouldn’t look like this. It wouldn’t read like this. And it wouldn’t have this picture: In fact, the post that was scheduled today didn’t even have an image to go with…
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Frazzled, Bedraggled, Rattled
This is how I feel right now,It isn’t how I lookThe temperature’s so hot right nowI couldn’t give a Friday afternoon Notice the hair. Not like mine. Not at all. Well, maybe, in parts. But who’s counting? And the hooter… reddened through all the sneezing. And the shirt… clingy like a second skin. And the…
The Mansionic Perspective 