Category: Random
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And the most worthwhile visitor award goes to…
Drum roll please… Hang on a minute! I don’t do awards… what am I thinking? Well, OK then… just this once. The Most Worthwhile Visitor Award goes to you for visiting my blog, reading my posts, leaving your comments, and actually coming back. And just for reading if you don’t come back, or comment, and…
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Christmas 2012
I’m experiencing a few festive technical difficulties at the moment… those who use Google Chrome may be familiar with the message “Aw, snap! Something went wrong!” and the grumpy looking jigsaw piece. Unfortunately, it only seems to be affecting my WordPress reader, and pages linked to from there. They’re very specific these technical difficulties. I’ll…
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Sprouts and Satsumas
I nipped out this afternoon to do a little last minute shopping for Christmas, just for ‘bits’, as you do. I found a parking space at Sainsbury’s (other supermarkets are available) with little trouble, and found a shopping trolley… one of five that remained. It was a pleasure to use – it must have been…
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Apocalypse Oops
Hayley sat dithered. She remembered this from last time. The darkness. The cold. The smell. Herbert rolled around on the floor laughing. He remembered it too, only differently. “You tore your dress” Herbert managed between guffaws. “I broke a nail” Hayley sternly retorted, “as well” she acknowledged. Herbert looked into Hayley’s eyes. Hayley blinked. It’s…
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How to tell if you’re losing the plot…
Not that I’d know or anything. Everything is perfectly normal. Putting two completely different shoes on in the morning happens to everyone from time to time. Noticing that they are two left shoes as you are about to leave the house must have been experienced by thousands of people around the world. Spraying shaving gel…