Category: Hair
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Boo! Really, REALLY awful. No Really!
I apologise for what you are about to read. I’ve scoured the internet for the worst Halloween jokes of all time, and couldn’t find any. I did come across the corkers above, but whether ‘corker’ indicates good or bad is anyone’s guess. I can hear groans from all across the Blogosphere. And, yes, I heard…
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The Hunt
Godfrey had changed somewhat since the last time Myrtle had seen him. He’d put on weight, that was for sure, but his eyes had never been pale blue in all of the years she had known him. Now they were. His hair had always been unkempt, and today it was no different, although it was…
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The Moany Lisa
From the pages of Lisa’s Special Book of Hidden Spells: Theys sez I looks likes a cartoon, they do. Theys sez I haves a big noze.Theys sez I eatz cobwebs and frogspawns and prickly leaves. Cackle cackle cackle cough cough cough. Aziff! Aziff I’ds eats such things. Noze, I uses them in me cooooking. Well,…
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Hair Be Gone!
So there I was, in the bathroom – sorry, I mean laboratory – working on my latest experiment. I’m trying to come up with a potion that removes unwanted hair. Now, regular readers may be aware that I have the type of hair that has a mind of its own. Even though at times it…
The Mansionic Perspective 