Category: Rhyme
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Not A Love Potion

With thick bubbles that first rise and then drop This love potion is certainly a flop The colour’s all wrong, as it should be clear It doesn’t look like it’ll be ready this year It’s too late to start to create a fresh batch That won’t be ready now until, at least, March A wrong…
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Same Ol’ Conspiracy

There’s nothing that says “I Love You” more Than an expensive card being shoved through your door The card-makers are rubbing their hands in glee Saying “Give this to your loved one, your money to me!” The restaurants are in on the conspiracy too Buy a meal for one, you’ll still pay for two: ”Get…
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I’m Not Looking For A Valentine

I’m not looking for a Valentine That much I know is true I’m happy being by myself And not buying meals for two I’m not looking for a Valentine I know that sounds so harsh I’m happy being by myself And keeping all me ca®sh I’m not looking for a Valentine That may make me…
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One Minute Ramble: First Snow
The first snow ofth’winter fell this mornIt ne’er settled and soon was gorn.The clouds gathered up in’th skyThen cleared, and revelth’sun up high.The sun though wasn’t warm.Hence the snow that fell this morn. Forecast has it that today is the first day of a hundred days of bitterly cold weather. The forecast has been wrong…
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Crowded House
This house is more than just a home to spiders, beetles and fliesIt’s also filled with occupants who wail and shriek and cry… The White Lady drifts from room to roomLooking for her twinHer sister, who so long ago,Locked the cellar and kept her in… The Knight rides upon his horseThrough the rooms on the…