Tag: Day-to-day
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Miss McRee’s Permanently Single
Permanently SINGLE DATING AGENCY Confidential memo to all staff Numbers are down, people. All the single people seem to be going somewhere else. We need them on our books. How can we make sure that they remain single if they go to other agencies? We need their funds, people. When numbers are down our funds…
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All Alone?
Silent and peacefulOr so it seemsHome to billionsEach with their dreamsAlone in the UniverseSpinning foreverWe often look outwardsAnd wonder ‘whatever…?’
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Half-baked time saver
I do not believe it! I’m sat here, covered in flour after being batted back and to like a ball in a five hour round of tennis. Round of tennis? Match? Set? Game? Bah! Anyway, I digress. For years, possibly centuries it seems that long, the local councils around here – and transport corporations (as…
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The Planets Align
Look out into the morning sky this January, and cloud cover permitting, you may get a chance to see – through your own eyes – Mercury, Venus, Saturn, Mars and Jupiter dotted along the sky. Depending upon the angle at which you manage to see this fabulous array of planets, Saturn should appear in or…
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Left Hanging
I’m feeling a little like Mae West when she was left hanging off the Empire State Building. Well, she wasn’t actually hanging off of the building, he was. The big gorilla monster thingy that had hold of her. Was it Mae West? Fay Wray. I’m feeling like Fay Wray when she was left hanging off…
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