Category: People
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick: ahh
The man found himself in a stew With vegetables spices and two Complete other strangers Both serial complainers And he didn’t know what to do
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Shared Space
Ig’s cave made all his neighbours turn green with envy. He even had one of the new-fangled watchboxes, which lit up the corner of the round room perfectly. There was no window in this room, so it was always warm, another reason why his neighbours were always standing on the threshold. Ig decided he needed…
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Not So, Willaim…
wrote plays for the queen but couldn’t spell his own name six different ways Back in his day, there weren’t any standard spellings for words, so folk merely spelled out words how they sounded. So, the following is the above from back then… Backe in his daie, there weare not anie standarde spellinges for wordes,…
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People of Earth
Greetings, Earthlings. We come in peace. I am Magma Laile, representing the Confederation of Technologically Advanced Planets, ConTAP. Please remain calm. We will only be using this platform for a short while. We have been observing your world for quite some time now, and we are very, very impressed by a large number of you.…
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No Distraction
I can’t be late… I can’t be… the lecture ran over, the door wouldn’t open, that odd girl with the violin wouldn’t let me out of the main exit… then I couldn’t open the padlock. Typical, but at least I’m on my way now… and the weather’s good. It’s so good to be out here…
