Category: Witch
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Miss McRee’s Permanently Single
Permanently SINGLE DATING AGENCY Confidential memo to all staff Numbers are down, people. All the single people seem to be going somewhere else. We need them on our books. How can we make sure that they remain single if they go to other agencies? We need their funds, people. When numbers are down our funds…
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The Cauldron of Revenge
Hubble Bubble toil and trouble All be calm, revenge be sweet Those who dare to do me wrong Prepare to feel my cauldron’s heat As the broth within swirls and simmers So be it, the legends say What doth go around shalt come around And I wouldn’t have it any other way Thou might mock,…
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In-Flight Entertainment
Appearing positively green as she flew by the light of the Moon, Crumbella giggled and cackled, and chuckled and gurgled with delight as she pointed her old faithful, Bent Wanda, to any unfortunates who happened to see her. Spotting an elderly gentleman pointing up at her, she returned the rude gesture with Bent Wanda, and…
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The Eyes of Mars
A bit out there, this one. I’ve been exploring Mars. Well, I’ve been exploring the Martian surface, thanks to Google Mars, where the above image has been obtained from. It struck me that quite a lot of the craters looked like eyes peering out. The more I looked around the eyes – not into the…