Tag: Surreal Reality
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Infinite Possibilities
Eagle-eyed readers may have noticed one or two errors in my post from yesterday, depending upon the dimension that the post was being read in. Some errors were more clearly defined and obvious and others were infinitesimally small in comparison. In some outer dimensions, the post hasn’t even been posted yet, and due to the…
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Getting ready
Monique DuPont looked at her register. ”Things don’t seem to be going as well as I thought…” she thought. Cornelius the Elf had confirmed his attendance to the Annual Fest, so she ticked the little box beside his name on the list. He was bringing someone called Silas along. Monique didn’t approve of uninvited guests…
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Top Ten Tips for a wannabe superhero: 1: Media
10. Always ensure that your hair looks good. You never know when you may appear on television, in the background – or worse – in an interview on News At Ten. 9. Eat well. But not too well. Remember television always adds a few pounds, and although a little extra here or there isn’t that…
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People Watching
I had a random Sainsbury’s (other supermarkets are available) experience today. I was merrily pushing my trolley whilst watching where I was going with one eye, and reading my shopping list with the other. Remarkably, I hadn’t chosen the trolley with the wonky wheel (I always manage to get that one), which enabled me to…
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Silas and Cornelius
Silas is a proud cat, blacker than night itself When he prowls the gardens, other animals wait He meanders to the ivy and peers to see who’s in Looking for his new found friend, Cornelius the Elf. Cornelius is a timekeeper, never early, never late And he expects of others what they expect of him.…