Category: People
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Love Bugs
Brightly coloured with long legs and eyes on stalks Very often seen when out on walks Fluttering by here and there And they literally seem to be everywhere!
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Sticky Fingers
Valnetine’s, by Fnigers Valnetine’s is a snigleton’s curseLove dup couplesSome on ostyers, worseSharing glanecs arc oss a crowsed roomCandlelihgt banshing away the gloomTable for one with prics for twoAnd they only serve copules tir a meesooHerat shaped steaksAnd fanyc cakesWith showoof couplesOn expnesive datesFeeding each other ices cramWithout a sponThen left with sticky fnigersGroan. Too…
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Half-baked time saver
I do not believe it! I’m sat here, covered in flour after being batted back and to like a ball in a five hour round of tennis. Round of tennis? Match? Set? Game? Bah! Anyway, I digress. For years, possibly centuries it seems that long, the local councils around here – and transport corporations (as…
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Left Hanging
I’m feeling a little like Mae West when she was left hanging off the Empire State Building. Well, she wasn’t actually hanging off of the building, he was. The big gorilla monster thingy that had hold of her. Was it Mae West? Fay Wray. I’m feeling like Fay Wray when she was left hanging off…
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Almost a Full Moon
In a recent post, I droned on about a learner driver who was driving in the dark without a single light being lit. It got me thinking about all of the other sights that we sometimes have the misfortune to see as we’re merrily driving from A to B. One sight isn’t only a sight…
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