Category: Witch
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irresistible resistance
I’ll put a spell on you She said I’ll make you mine Come over here – have this apple A sip of wine? You caught my eye, you see Said she Come here. Please be mine. Follow my gaze, my dear You’ll soon know why. I’ll put a spell on you; She whispered You’ll soon…
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2017-2: Bad Spell
Three witches, Wanda, Winifred and Beryl Wrote rhymes for their spells that were terrible They sat down and thought That they must do better And gave up
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Just After Midnight
Happy Hallowe’en! OK, it isn’t exactly Hallowe’en until the evening, but always good to be prepared! Restless spectres menace by Angry banshees wail shrill and high Poltergeists flaunt their jaunty stuff Zombies groan whilst looking rough Witches cackle as they fly by night Werewolves howl by bright Moonlight Vampyrs brood and look for blood Whilst…
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2016-1: The Seven
… The Seven simply sat and stared Well, six did and one just glared Six looked on and watched As the seventh one botched The large spell they’d all just prepared…
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Miss McRee’s Permanently Single
Permanently SINGLE DATING AGENCY Confidential memo to all staff Numbers are down, people. All the single people seem to be going somewhere else. We need them on our books. How can we make sure that they remain single if they go to other agencies? We need their funds, people. When numbers are down our funds…
The Mansionic Perspective 