Vamprilla thought she was a looker
And for a mistress folk often mistook ‘er
But the judgmental lot
Reeled when they got
To know she was really a ‘sucker
Well, I have to do something for Hallowe’en, haven’t I?
Vamprilla
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Tag Archives: Silly Limericks
Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 5: Henry
There was an old demon called Henry
Who was reportedly very unfriendly
Which he thought unkind
And it played on his mind
As he treated his victims quite gently
Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 4: Troll Woes
There was an old troll called Gakkorr
Whose feet were swollen and sore
He sat down on a log
But was bit by a frog
Although the bite was more of a gnaw
Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 3: Dazed and Confused
The zombie strode forth in a daze
Too slow to really give chase
So it stopped and thought
Pondering nought
Then fell to the ground in a haze
The zombie strode forth in a daze
Too slow to really give chase
So it stopped and thought
Pondering nought
Then groaned ahead on its way
The zombie strode forth in a daze
Too slow to really give chase
So it stopped and thought
Pondering nought
The Slightly Spooky Challenge!
The third Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick above is complete, but in a way it may also not be. The challenge? Simply add your own last line (to this piece of nonsense) in the comments below.
Obviously, there’s no prize on offer… ‘tis just for fun to get those creative juices flowing, stirring and simmering… and shrieking, of course.
Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2: Blue Times
There was an old witch named Blue
Who thought she always knew what to do
Often times things went wrong
So she just burst into song
Unaware that she didn’t have a clue!
