Tag: Silly Limericks
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick: ahh

The man found himself in a stew With vegetables spices and two Complete other strangers Both serial complainers And he didn’t know what to do
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Vamprilla

Vamprilla thought she was a looker And for a mistress folk often mistook ‘er But the judgmental lot Reeled when they got To know she was really a ‘sucker Well, I have to do something for Hallowe’en, haven’t I?
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 5: Henry

There was an old demon called Henry Who was reportedly very unfriendly Which he thought unkind And it played on his mind As he treated his victims quite gently
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 4: Troll Woes

There was an old troll called Gakkorr Whose feet were swollen and sore He sat down on a log But was bit by a frog Although the bite was more of a gnaw
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 3: Dazed and Confused

The zombie strode forth in a daze Too slow to really give chase So it stopped and thought Pondering nought Then fell to the ground in a haze The zombie strode forth in a daze Too slow to really give chase So it stopped and thought Pondering nought Then groaned ahead on its way The…
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