There was an old witch named Blue
Who thought she always knew what to do
Often times things went wrong
So she just burst into song
Unaware that she didn’t have a clue!
Tag: Silly Limericks
There was an old mansion house
Whose owner was scared of a mouse
When something went bump
How the owner did jump
And he screamed as he passed right out…
Yup!
Hallowe’en is on its way… and with it another set of these frightful limericks. I know they are terrible, but they are devilishly fun to write. And you always need something to roll your eyeballs at around this time of the year. Notice I said ‘at’, and not ‘out’. I don’t want to be held responsible for a missing eyeball fiasco now, do I?
Three witches, Wanda, Winifred and Beryl
Wrote rhymes for their spells that were terrible
They sat down and thought
That they must do better
And gave up
There was once a sinister old ghoul
Who was wicked and extremely cruel
He suddenly changed his ways
And he now spends his days
Teaching cruel ghouls how to be cool
There was an old spinster called Heidi
Who longed to get wed ‘fore she diedi
But it weren’t meant to be
So then for all eternity
She dressed up as nobody’s bridie!
