There was an old demon called Henry
Who was reportedly very unfriendly
Which he thought unkind
And it played on his mind
As he treated his victims quite gently
Tag: Silly Limericks
There was an old troll called Gakkorr
Whose feet were swollen and sore
He sat down on a log
But was bit by a frog
Although the bite was more of a gnaw
The zombie strode forth in a daze
Too slow to really give chase
So it stopped and thought
Pondering nought
Then fell to the ground in a haze
The zombie strode forth in a daze
Too slow to really give chase
So it stopped and thought
Pondering nought
Then groaned ahead on its way
The zombie strode forth in a daze
Too slow to really give chase
So it stopped and thought
Pondering nought
The Slightly Spooky Challenge!
The third Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick above is complete, but in a way it may also not be. The challenge? Simply add your own last line (to this piece of nonsense) in the comments below.
Obviously, there’s no prize on offer… ‘tis just for fun to get those creative juices flowing, stirring and simmering… and shrieking, of course.
There was an old witch named Blue
Who thought she always knew what to do
Often times things went wrong
So she just burst into song
Unaware that she didn’t have a clue!
There was an old mansion house
Whose owner was scared of a mouse
When something went bump
How the owner did jump
And he screamed as he passed right out…
Yup!
Hallowe’en is on its way… and with it another set of these frightful limericks. I know they are terrible, but they are devilishly fun to write. And you always need something to roll your eyeballs at around this time of the year. Notice I said ‘at’, and not ‘out’. I don’t want to be held responsible for a missing eyeball fiasco now, do I?
