Tag: Silly Limericks

Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 3: Dazed and Confused

The zombie strode forth in a daze
Too slow to really give chase
So it stopped and thought
Pondering nought
Then fell to the ground in a haze

The zombie strode forth in a daze
Too slow to really give chase
So it stopped and thought
Pondering nought
Then groaned ahead on its way

The zombie strode forth in a daze
Too slow to really give chase
So it stopped and thought
Pondering nought


The Slightly Spooky Challenge!

The third Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick above is complete, but in a way it may also not be. The challenge? Simply add your own last line (to this piece of nonsense) in the comments below.

Obviously, there’s no prize on offer… ‘tis just for fun to get those creative juices flowing, stirring and simmering… and shrieking, of course.

Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 1: ooOooOh!

There was an old mansion house
Whose owner was scared of a mouse
When something went bump
How the owner did jump
And he screamed as he passed right out…

Yup!

Hallowe’en is on its way… and with it another set of these frightful limericks. I know they are terrible, but they are devilishly fun to write. And you always need something to roll your eyeballs at around this time of the year. Notice I said ‘at’, and not ‘out’. I don’t want to be held responsible for a missing eyeball fiasco now, do I?