Category: Hair
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Sweltered Selfie
What does one do when one awakes at one twenty-three in the morning and simply can’t sleep? Does one lie there and hope to drop off? Does one put some relaxing music on? Does one do that pile of ironing? Does one vacuum the rooms (or get the staff to do it anyway, when they…
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The post that wasn’t; or almost was
This isn’t the post that was originally scheduled to be posted today. If this was the post that was originally scheduled for today, it wouldn’t look like this. It wouldn’t read like this. And it wouldn’t have this picture: In fact, the post that was scheduled today didn’t even have an image to go with…
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Frazzled, Bedraggled, Rattled
This is how I feel right now,It isn’t how I lookThe temperature’s so hot right nowI couldn’t give a Friday afternoon Notice the hair. Not like mine. Not at all. Well, maybe, in parts. But who’s counting? And the hooter… reddened through all the sneezing. And the shirt… clingy like a second skin. And the…
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Oops, I did it again
I’ve really gone and done it this time. It’s a good job I have two arms though… and legs long enough to reach onto the other side of the bathr laboratory. I’ll start at the beginning. Please ignore any typos you may cme across, the reasons for which should soon become clear. I’ve been trying…