Category: Zombies
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Contract 42: The Eternal Circular
Queenie noticed the bus approaching in the distance, over the brow of the hill. “That’s an old bus” she muttered to herself as she rummaged through the stack of old Lottery tickets and sweet wrappers in her handbag, looking for her bus pass. She didn’t speak aloud, although there was nobody else with her at…
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The Halloween Selfies
It had to be done. Vampires should always have cool hair. Werewolves have a slightly untamed look… and almost but not quite wild eyes. Ghosts need to be semi-transparent. Witches and warlocks need to look as perfectly normal as they possibly can. Mummies need to give off an almost human feel. Zombies must look as…
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Halloween Table Picnic
I’m a sucker. Ahem. I’m a sucker for anything to do with Halloween. I seem to be fuelled by my Inner Monster (who’s probably my Inner Zombie in disguise) and instantly spot something Halloweeny. Take the other day, for instance. I was meandering around my local Sainsbury’s (other supermarkets are available) and I felt a…
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Great Green Groans
Funnily enough, my Inner Zombie likes jokes and the colour green. That said, even he turned his nose up at these. Shortly afterwards, it fell off. I must warn you, there may be one further post such as this before the stroke of midnight on Halloween. With the emphasis on the may. It may also…
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So Many Thoughts, So Little Outlets
One, two, buckle my shoe, Three, four, open the – Oh! Hello, I didn’t see you there. Don’t be alarmed! No. No. Take it easy. Sit down. Stay for a while. You may be wondering where Tom is… well, he’s still here. Somewhere. We’ve given him the night off… From this posting malarkey anyhow. Some…
The Mansionic Perspective 