Category: Werewolf
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The Halloween Selfies
It had to be done. Vampires should always have cool hair. Werewolves have a slightly untamed look… and almost but not quite wild eyes. Ghosts need to be semi-transparent. Witches and warlocks need to look as perfectly normal as they possibly can. Mummies need to give off an almost human feel. Zombies must look as…
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Dogs of the twilight realm
I was disturbed last night as I tried to settle down. The sun had only just set, the sky was that bright-yet-deep blue that one occasionally sees at twilight, the final throes of the light of day. Occasionally, there’s the odd sound that can be heard from out in the Grinds… a dinosaur’s roar, the…
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There will be no need for garlic
I’ve just managed to get out of my car. The courtyard outside is flooded. The rain and the wind seem to have reached monsoon levels. Well, maybe not, but that’s how they appear. After I paddled across the courtyard to reach the front door, trying my best not to get wet by doing my best…
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The First
It’s heavy being a werewolf. Heavy and hard. They trudge around, loitering in shadows, sniffing out unsuspecting passers-by to pounce and chomp upon in a heartbeat. They howl upwardly at the Full Moon, like a crazed banshee who’s just spotted a reflection of her hair in a shop window. They find their fur matted and…
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Boo! Really, REALLY awful. No Really!
I apologise for what you are about to read. I’ve scoured the internet for the worst Halloween jokes of all time, and couldn’t find any. I did come across the corkers above, but whether ‘corker’ indicates good or bad is anyone’s guess. I can hear groans from all across the Blogosphere. And, yes, I heard…
The Mansionic Perspective 