Category: Random
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Off to a flying start
This was it: time for her to make her first appearance. Her heart was pounding as she stood backstage. All seats were taken, the house was full. She waited nervously for her name to be announced by the show’s star. Her name was eventually mentioned. The crowd cheered wildly as the spotlight shone brightly on…
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Storm Front
Between the rain and through the wind, the lightning illuminates the horizon. Low cloud is coming inland, the sandy beach completely covered by a swarming mass of murky and cold-yet-clear seawater. The jagged rocks, slowly starting to fade to invisibility, with reflections more clear than the real thing, are once again braced for the oncoming…
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Tales from the bathroom: An easy mistake to make
Mistakes happen from time to time… they’re inevitable. But, there is one mistake that one should always try to avoid, at all costs. Never, never ever mix up Twilight Stealth hair gel with a tub of Finest Caviar. It’s a tad unfortunate that both packages are of a similar shape and colour, but that is…
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Mystic Forces
Strange forces from a different dimension are running riot today. Either that, or we are experiencing an unusual electromagnetic storm somewhere that is causing everyday things not to work as they usually do. I’ve just learned that the Andromeda galaxy is on a collision course with our very own Milky Way, and when they collide,…
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Alternative First Post
BONG! THUMP! SQUEAK! CARRR-ASH! KARRABUMP! TA-DING! There. Fanfare. Slowed down to be absorbed and enjoyed in equal measure. It’s funny how sometimes sounds, individual sounds, are completely different when combined with other sounds. My fanfare to this first post is no exception (And yes, I know this isn’t my actual FIRST post, but I did…