Tag: Surreal Reality
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Top Ten Tips for a wannabe superhero: 1: Media
10. Always ensure that your hair looks good. You never know when you may appear on television, in the background – or worse – in an interview on News At Ten. 9. Eat well. But not too well. Remember television always adds a few pounds, and although a little extra here or there isn’t that…
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People Watching
I had a random Sainsbury’s (other supermarkets are available) experience today. I was merrily pushing my trolley whilst watching where I was going with one eye, and reading my shopping list with the other. Remarkably, I hadn’t chosen the trolley with the wonky wheel (I always manage to get that one), which enabled me to…
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Silas and Cornelius
Silas is a proud cat, blacker than night itself When he prowls the gardens, other animals wait He meanders to the ivy and peers to see who’s in Looking for his new found friend, Cornelius the Elf. Cornelius is a timekeeper, never early, never late And he expects of others what they expect of him.…
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Collectively Speaking
I learned a very interesting thing today. Interesting to me as I never knew it before, but it makes perfect sense when I think of it in my mind’s eye. To be honest, I don’t think that I have actually seen it before either, but next time (which will be the first time) I’ll be…
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Wizardus Twirlius
With a rustle of ivy and a whiff of strong smoke A dazzling bright flash transforms into a long cloak Where once there was nothing, where no-one stood Now stands a wizard with a dark cloak and hood A cackle of laughter reveals one magi’s glee As the Master of Skeletons holds out a key…