Category: Random
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Introducing Brianpower
Brianpower is another of my complex internal personalities. Not in a nagging way, as Bernard is. Or as frustrating as Fred, my inner driver. Or as nerdy as Tom the Geek. Or as heroic as Aquatom. Or as beautiful as Thomasina. Or as gothically divine looking as my inner honorary vampire. Or as nimble(?) as…
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A Mouse Possessed
What seems like years ago, and was actually mere months, I mentioned a problem I have with my mouse. The problem remains to this day, but I have managed to live with it. Frustratingly infuriating (or should that be infuriatingly frustrating?) at times, other times it appears to operate as any proper mouse should. When…
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Aquatom Today
I woke up this morning, and looked out of my window. I never realised that Aquatom Mansion was hundreds of stories high. Neither have I realised that I live on the coast, but apparently I do. Or I did this morning. Everything was different. The sky was a shade of blue so vibrant, it wasn’t…
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When Grease meets Hair. My Hair.
I got hair It’s multiplying And I’m losing control ‘Cause the power it’s revealing It’s horrifying It better shape up ‘Cause I need a cut And my eyes just can’t see through It better shape up It better understand For my sight I must be true Nothing left Nothing left for me to do I’m…
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Ministers without a purpose
I am not at all politically minded. I don’t like politics of any kind, not the governmental kind, the office kind, or the little one-on-one kind. To me, it’s all manipulation, co-operation, beg, steal or borrow, or you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours. I constantly have an itchy back, and manage to scratch…
The Mansionic Perspective 