Tag: Silly Limericks
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2016-3: Nobody’s Bridie
There was an old spinster called Heidi Who longed to get wed ‘fore she diedi But it weren’t meant to be So then for all eternity She dressed up as nobody’s bridie!
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2016-2: The Siren
There was an old siren called Bet Who transfixed everybody she met Until one fateful day When fate crossed her way And she became Raven’s new pet Now Raven she tried to transfix But sometimes some things just don’t mix Her hypnotic powers Were useless for hours And Bet found herself in a fix Though…
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2016-1: The Seven
… The Seven simply sat and stared Well, six did and one just glared Six looked on and watched As the seventh one botched The large spell they’d all just prepared…
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There was a hot day in September
There was a hot day in September Far warmer than I can remember But the wind blew a gale And brought with it some hail Making everywhere look like December! Guffaw! Guffaw! The day started covered in haze As I awoke bleary eyed and dazed Although it was warm I still needed to yawn Then…
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 10: Silver
I think this is the final Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick brought to you by Beyond The Sphere. Well, final three, actually, but who’s counting? Weaved / wove / woven between the words lies a sad tale of unwanted transformation, basic urges and the need for an impossible escape. On a cool night with a…
