Tag: Silly Limericks
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2: Blue Times

There was an old witch named Blue Who thought she always knew what to do Often times things went wrong So she just burst into song Unaware that she didn’t have a clue!
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 1: ooOooOh!

There was an old mansion house Whose owner was scared of a mouse When something went bump How the owner did jump And he screamed as he passed right out… Yup! Hallowe’en is on its way… and with it another set of these frightful limericks. I know they are terrible, but they are devilishly fun…
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2017-2: Bad Spell

Three witches, Wanda, Winifred and Beryl Wrote rhymes for their spells that were terrible They sat down and thought That they must do better And gave up
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2017-1: Cool Cruel Ghoul School

There was once a sinister old ghoul Who was wicked and extremely cruel He suddenly changed his ways And he now spends his days Teaching cruel ghouls how to be cool
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2016-3: Nobody’s Bridie

There was an old spinster called Heidi Who longed to get wed ‘fore she diedi But it weren’t meant to be So then for all eternity She dressed up as nobody’s bridie!