Tag: Just Because
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The Unmentionable Lady of the Night
“Never breathe a word.” She urged, breathlessly. Not that she was breathless, I hasten to add, she just didn’t breathe. Vampires don’t tend to do that. I found her standing by the bus stop, just as we’d arranged. The coldest night of the year so far, and she stood there in a skimpy vest top,…
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The Love Referendum
Ulp. It’s that time of the year once again where most of us are overcome by a whirlwind of love and find ourselves swooning without a moment’s notice. Not me, obviously, as I’m immune to such things. So much so, for this year, I have decided to extend my Valentine’s celebrations somewhat. Oops. Somebody fainted…
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I Haven’t Really Watched The News
But when I have inadvertently switched it on, this is all I see… BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT Stockpiles And doom and gloom Leadership And confidence looms…
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Signals From Outer Space
“What do you mean they’ve heard us?!” Bellowed plutoCen Kr’Dorir as he shattered his lectern with another of his trademark single punches. Shards of the reinforced and unbreakable plastic/metal compound material shot in all directions around the Council Chambers, causing several of the delegates to dive for cover, and embedding themselves into the reinforced clothing…
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Never was my nose so bulbous
Proboscis. Dainty as a flower it sounds. Though not in the elongated appendage from the head of an animal description In dictionaries the definition abounds. My hooter is now a proboscis. Not dainty by any means. The size of a house and as bright and shiny as the Moon Or so it seems. The mirror…
The Mansionic Perspective 