Category: Well, I Never!
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Roses. A Comprehensive Guide.
As the day of love approaches, we at the Mansionic Perspective sent an investigative reporter to investigate and report on the many varieties of roses that are available, and their possible meanings when sent to a doe eyed recipient. The investigative reporter, unfortunately, was busy, and, unfortunately, Thomasina was available, so we sent her. Unfortunately.…
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Mick Donnell’s Farm
You know, Mick. Of course you do! Old Mick. Yes… the one with the farm. He called everything Eyi. Eyi Eyioh to be exact. The farm. Eyi Eyioh. The sheep. Eyi Eyioh. The cows… the pigs… even the chickens. Eyi Eyioh. All of them. Well, Old Mick Donnell and his farm were one day, inexplicably,…
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Take a Horse to Water
Felm loved his job as a horseherd. He had four horses to look after, which he did so very well. He kept them groomed, fed and watered and they loved him in return for it. Unfortunately, the great storm hit the homestead one Summer night. The drinking well was struck by lightning, with everywhere else…
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The Unicorn Challenge: The Expedition
Doctor Livingtosh looked over to his companion, Master Matlock Baines, who’d only ever so slightly lost his moustachioed proper Victorian appearance in the scuffle with the mysterious El Bango tribe they’d accidentally stumbled across deep in the middle of the Jungle Rainforest. ‘I say, my good fellow,’ the doctor said cheerfully as he hung, hands…
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