Category: Well, I Never!
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A Rhyme to Grapple

What you are seeing is a red pineapple Bought by the association of employees in the printing office (or chapel)I did say in the title this is a rhyme to grapple Whether here, or Hull, or in Whitechapel This fruit obviously isn’t scrapple Nor would it be useful if one chose to rappelAlthough if eaten…
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The Fog

He stands there blinking, looking up. The fog fills the darkness like liquid in a cup. Swirling around, making patterns as it falls. It fills the void as frustration calls. Silence. Emptiness. Nothing to hold on to. Suddenly a face appears, providing a clue. “Beryl” he shouts out with relief, but then curses again his…
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A quick message from…

Krispy Kresp Crisps The krespiest crisp created by Kresp with crispy crispness To keep it crispy, keep it Kresp-yNow in Cheese and Onion Krispy Kresp Crisps available in most hard to reach shops in most towns beginning with a Y. Special offer applies on a Tuesday only, between three and four and when it’s raining.…
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Village Life

Greater Somerton Under Overwood. A tiny village in one of the leafy green areas of England, with a name that seems strangely longer than the village itself. The main road that runs through the centre of the village is split in two; Upper Greater Somerton Under Overwood Main Street and Southern Greater Somerton Under Overwood…
