Category: Well, I Never!
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Take a Horse to Water
Felm loved his job as a horseherd. He had four horses to look after, which he did so very well. He kept them groomed, fed and watered and they loved him in return for it. Unfortunately, the great storm hit the homestead one Summer night. The drinking well was struck by lightning, with everywhere else…
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The Unicorn Challenge: The Expedition
Doctor Livingtosh looked over to his companion, Master Matlock Baines, who’d only ever so slightly lost his moustachioed proper Victorian appearance in the scuffle with the mysterious El Bango tribe they’d accidentally stumbled across deep in the middle of the Jungle Rainforest. ‘I say, my good fellow,’ the doctor said cheerfully as he hung, hands…
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The Unicorn Challenge: The Great Chicken Run
The day had been a huge success, by and large. Myrtle and Ognar Rance won the race easily, by more than one hour and forty-three minutes, on their dual pedal powered chicken hut. Some said the race should have been limited only to those on foot, but so comical was their contraption’s design, which had…
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The News
Good evening. Here is the news. In an astonishing turn of events, there is no news today. We now go over to Warne Gravel, in our main studio, who has the latest on this breaking story. Thank you, Seldom. Yes, the auto cue is still, and there is no footage in the VT. I’m not…
The Mansionic Perspective 