Category: Toms
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Multiple Lives in Multiple Lands
I’ve been writing lately of travelling through, and living in, different dimensions. Well, the different dimensions part is more to the point, but I’m now writing about travelling through and living in them. I swear that I’ll end up meeting myself coming backwards one day. Here’s a quick list of the lives I may be…
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Introducing Brianpower
Brianpower is another of my complex internal personalities. Not in a nagging way, as Bernard is. Or as frustrating as Fred, my inner driver. Or as nerdy as Tom the Geek. Or as heroic as Aquatom. Or as beautiful as Thomasina. Or as gothically divine looking as my inner honorary vampire. Or as nimble(?) as…
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Aquatom Today
I woke up this morning, and looked out of my window. I never realised that Aquatom Mansion was hundreds of stories high. Neither have I realised that I live on the coast, but apparently I do. Or I did this morning. Everything was different. The sky was a shade of blue so vibrant, it wasn’t…
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When Grease meets Hair. My Hair.
I got hair It’s multiplying And I’m losing control ‘Cause the power it’s revealing It’s horrifying It better shape up ‘Cause I need a cut And my eyes just can’t see through It better shape up It better understand For my sight I must be true Nothing left Nothing left for me to do I’m…
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Guess Who?
I was looking through some old photographs the other day, and came across a couple of class group photos, from, I think, the first and third year of secondary school, and then, even earlier from the sunny days of the infants school that I attended. The secondary school photos were both dour and grey (with…