Category: Ghosts
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Get Groaning!
The final compilation of terrible Halloween jokes is finally here. And yes, I know that the picture of the nectarine is actually a lemon, but it’s all I had available at the time! You can now rest easy, as this is it jokes-wise for Halloween for another year. Hehehe…
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Nailed
I left the Mansion yesterday where I noticed something nailed to the tree outside the Front Door. On closer inspection, it was Maribel. How she got there is beyond me; the last time I saw her she was locked – erm – on the shelf in the Study. And the even more confusing thing is…
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Contract 42: The Eternal Circular
Queenie noticed the bus approaching in the distance, over the brow of the hill. “That’s an old bus” she muttered to herself as she rummaged through the stack of old Lottery tickets and sweet wrappers in her handbag, looking for her bus pass. She didn’t speak aloud, although there was nobody else with her at…
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The Halloween Selfies
It had to be done. Vampires should always have cool hair. Werewolves have a slightly untamed look… and almost but not quite wild eyes. Ghosts need to be semi-transparent. Witches and warlocks need to look as perfectly normal as they possibly can. Mummies need to give off an almost human feel. Zombies must look as…
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Great Green Groans
Funnily enough, my Inner Zombie likes jokes and the colour green. That said, even he turned his nose up at these. Shortly afterwards, it fell off. I must warn you, there may be one further post such as this before the stroke of midnight on Halloween. With the emphasis on the may. It may also…
