Category: Well, I Never!
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The News

Good evening. Here is the news. In an astonishing turn of events, there is no news today. We now go over to Warne Gravel, in our main studio, who has the latest on this breaking story. Thank you, Seldom. Yes, the auto cue is still, and there is no footage in the VT. I’m not…
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Rocka

Clayton looked at the camera with an arrogant confidence. He grabbed his belt and stood, looking moody, down towards the cameraman. He swayed provocatively from side to side, smirking menacingly. The music started. “And… mime!” Declared the floor director. “Mime?” Scoffed Clayton. “I can’t mime… I don’t know the words”.
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Festival Lane

“Oh, he’s such a dreamboat…” Ann Green stirred her runny porridge with a Sterling Silver spoon held between her right thumb and forefinger. Her elbow rested upon the polished Montgomery and Mattlesham solid oak dining table. “Who is, dear? Take your elbow off the table.” Ann’s mother, Florentine, said without looking up from her Exquisite…
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An Uplifting Thought

Soon the snow Will replace the sun Though not for long For the sun will win And the snowWill once again be gone
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Urrgh!

And the Hallowe’en posts continue! Urrgh. Squelch. Groan. Mmmmm. Ahh. Scratch. Rip. Drag. Squelch. Urrgh. Groan. Mmmmm. Ahh. Shriek. Drip. Squelch. Thud. Urrgh. Slip. Splash. Drip. Ahh. Urrgh.