Category: Time
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Dear Universe,
It’s only me! I’m having a sideways swipe at things that currently irk me, and wonder if there is anything that you could do about it for me? I’d be ever so grateful, as you know. Firstly, the roads. I’m sure you’ve seen me bouncing along on them, ricocheting between potholes. You must be able…
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Mansion? Which Mansion?
Have you ever climbed up the stairs and thought you were at the top, only to trip over the last step and realise that you’d actually miscounted? Or perhaps you’ve done it in reverse, and descended the stairs and expected another step at the bottom only to jar your whole body as you crash into…
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Ginny Greenteeth
Walk not upon the duckweedFor an evil temptress waitsShe appears by stagnant pondsLooking for anyone, young and old,To meet a grisly end Ginny Greenteeth, Ginny Greenteeth,The hag with the long green hairWhose offered hand of friendshipOnly brought about despairShe tempted tramps and beggermenWith a warm fireside to restYet when they slept, she’d quarter themSo evil…